Playing Pool With The Guys

Teik Han, Yang Shen, Gilbert and Richard came over to my house today. they just left btw..
so, me, acting so tour-guide-ish took them on a more than expected 30 minute tour of my humble and small home. of course, the tour included pit-stops at certain rooms in my house eg. the tv room, the room (no name given) with the pool table and xbox a.k.a my 2nd wife, my room (which was the messiest and stilll they spent d longest time there) and poolside. those of you who have been to my house, u'll understand what i'm talking about. teik han has been to my house before (actually many times before) but he still joined the tour and even snatched some parts of my tour-guiding speech.
then of course with teik han and yang shen around, lameness are always abound. (gosh, it rhymes). we took turns to play d xbox while others waiting played pool (not swimming but the one with small, round, cute balls - which sounds so wrong, i know).

TH: eh, Z, how u shoot d ball that is blocked like this? *referring to some ball position*
me: u can either shoot rebound or make it jump. *then showing off my skills which didnt work btw*
YS: alah, cannot go in also.. your technique wrong lah. just hit any ball lah as long as go in can already...
me: *explains all the long rules about the game until my throat fried already*
YS: i still dont get it. can explain again ah?
me: *stares almost strangling him which i didnt cos he's bigger size than me*
YS: alah, y u look at me like that? i really want to know.
TH: yala.. y u look at him like that? he not THAT hot also? look at me better ma...
me: yahor.. y am i looking at him? i should be looking at my xbox (considering it's my 2nd wife- TH's my 3rd).
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believe me, you wouldnt wanna know what happened after that. cos i feel quite ashame to even post it up here. BUT, if u really wanna know, i'll tell u personally lah. cos i'm really trying to jaga my reputation as a 'clean, handsome, everything-a-girl-wants' guy here. after that incident i felt like an e-d-ot (if u know what i mean).